Immortality awaits Slotland player

Immortality awaits Slotland player

4/1/2014 12:52:14 PM  By Alan Campbell

A slots player that recently won a record-breaking $5 million progressive jackpot at Slotland has revealed that he will now use his new-found wealth to be cryogenically frozen for around 100 years.

The life-changing win courtesy of the Too Good To Be True slot now means that slot fan ‘Samuel J’ can have his body preserved at the Everafter Cryogenics Lab in Palo Alto, California, and he has left instructions only to be awakened following the birth of his first great-great-great-great-grandchild.



“I don’t care who thinks I’m crazy; maybe I am,” said the winner.

“But, I won this jackpot fair and square and this is what I want to do with it. I’m going to see the future. If it’s good enough for Walt Disney, why not me? I’ll leave my wife enough to get by on when I go. But, this cryogenics stuff is expensive so anyone else that’s expecting to inherit some of my jackpot can just forget it.”

Slotland offers 31 one-of-a-kind slot and video poker games and these can be enjoyed on any mobile device while 14 are available in especially enhanced versions for iPhone and Android users.

“I hope no one falls for this story,” said Michael Hilary from Slotland.

“It’s so far-fetched we figured everyone would realise right away it’s an April Fool’s joke. For one thing, Slotland’s progressive jackpot is won so often that it usually doesn’t go over $200,000.”

Tied to most of the site’s unique slots, the progressive jackpot at Slotland is always hit long before it reaches $5 million. Last month, ‘Johnathon E’ really did take home $159,357 after enjoying the Ice Queen game on his mobile while the current bonanza stands at just over $85,000.

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